Monday, December 3, 2007

WSJ Article


Well, I am sure all of you read the article about me in the WSJ today. I am a little ticked about it, but what can you do. If it were the USA Today I may have granted an interview, but the WSJ...eh!

I am even more frustrated with some Adidas lover over at the Oregonian named Brent. He blogged about the WSJ article today, titling his post "What Phil Knight's been up to...at Stanford."

I am a little offended that he thinks all I have been doing is going to class, talking about greek god's, famous authors, and how the world would be better if everyone would just get along.

I have a whole list of other things I've been working on:

  • Renaming the Nike Campus to "The City of Near Beaverton"
  • Sewing shoes together while those ungrateful short people were on strike
  • Developing a strategy to dominate the bowling market, because what else is left?
  • Meeting with Kilkenny to decide who Belloti's replacement will be
  • Figuring out how I'll convince the FTC and the EU that owning Adidas will not make Nike a monopoly (Hee hee, those idiots!)
So Brent...have have been doing more than smoking pot and discussing literature!