Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Hey Jaison- "F@ck It"


Someone tell Jaison Williams not to worry about what he wrote on his Nike wide receiver gloves for the UO-ASU game.

Seriously, Jaison, "F*ck it" is my motto man! What do you think I say everyday when companies like Footlocker try to c@ck block Nike or when the stupid trustafarians at UO tell me to stop making my shoes in toxic Vietnamese factories?

Here is the story in the Register Guard.

Monday, November 5, 2007

New VP in the house!


So we named another VP today, Bert Hoyt. Do you know how many VP's we have around this place now? What are you looking at me for, I don't friggin know? I know it is a friggin lot though!

So this Bert guy is another European. I swear, the first time he walks into my office and calls soccer 'fut-ball', his German ass is fired! First thing he better do is change the name of his division back to "Global Soccer."

Apparently I've met this square-head before. I wouldn't know though because the damn kids down at the employee store cant find me a friggin pair of sunglasses that aren't as dark as night!

Anyway, good luck to you Bert. Hopefully you can help me figure out what the hell those Adi guys are thinking over there behind the Berlin wall.

Friday, November 2, 2007

I'm sick of being the quiet, elusive billionaire Founder/Chairman. This is my forum to get a few things off my chest....but not my swoosh of course!

Just Do It!